You’ve come a long way for this. Happiness is the smell of a new dildo. It's freedom from fear. It's a billboard on the side of the road that screams with reassurance that whatever you're doing is okay. You are okay.
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Dave 7.5" x 1.8" - Deep Small Real Feel Dildos For Beginner
Dave 7.5" x 1.8" - Deep Small Real Feel Dildos For Beginner
£49.00 GBP -
Sam 9" x 1.8" Sliding Skin Realistic Dildo With Moving Balls
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Sam 9" x 1.8" Sliding Skin Realistic Dildo With Moving Balls
£69.00 GBP -
Matthew 10" x 2" Fast Thrusting Pulsating Vibrating Heating Dildo
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Matthew 10" x 2" Fast Thrusting Pulsating Vibrating Heating Dildo
£59.00 GBP -
Grey 10" x 1.9" Black Big Vibrating Thrusting Dildo 7 Modes Thrusting
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Grey 10" x 1.9" Black Big Vibrating Thrusting Dildo 7 Modes Thrusting
£59.00 GBP -
Kimi 8.6" x 2.2" - Realistic Soft Flesh Like Thick Short Fat Dildo
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Kimi 8.6" x 2.2" - Realistic Soft Flesh Like Thick Short Fat Dildo
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Tom 7" x 1.6" Small Dildo Most Realistic Feeling Dildo With Foreskin & Balls
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Tom 7" x 1.6" Small Dildo Most Realistic Feeling Dildo With Foreskin & Balls
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Cameron 9.5" x 2" - Flesh Ultra Realistic Real Feel Dildo
Cameron 9.5" x 2" - Flesh Ultra Realistic Real Feel Dildo
£65.00 GBP -
Jim 7.5" x 1.8" Perfect Length Girth M/L Size Penis Sleeve With Ejaculatory Hole
Jim 7.5" x 1.8" Perfect Length Girth M/L Size Penis Sleeve With Ejaculatory Hole
£36.00 GBP -
Charles 10.5" x 2.3" Thick Thrusting Pulsating Vibrating Heating Dildo
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Charles 10.5" x 2.3" Thick Thrusting Pulsating Vibrating Heating Dildo
£99.00 GBP -
Adam 6.5" x 2.2" -S - L Realistic Dildo with Butt Plug Design for Versatile Play
Adam 6.5" x 2.2" -S - L Realistic Dildo with Butt Plug Design for Versatile Play
£43.00 GBP -
Brandon 9.5" x 1.8" Flesh Ultra Realistic Real Feel Dildo
Brandon 9.5" x 1.8" Flesh Ultra Realistic Real Feel Dildo
£69.00 GBP -
Thor 10.6" x 3.2" -XL Realistic Soft Flesh Like Hue Thick Short Fat Dildo
Thor 10.6" x 3.2" -XL Realistic Soft Flesh Like Hue Thick Short Fat Dildo
£79.00 GBP -
Jameson 10.8" x 2.2" Largest 3D 7 Modes Thrusting & 3 Modes Vibrating Dildo
Jameson 10.8" x 2.2" Largest 3D 7 Modes Thrusting & 3 Modes Vibrating Dildo
£69.00 GBP -
Julian 6.3" x 1.4" - Realdick Flesh So Small Soft Thin Beginner Dildo
Julian 6.3" x 1.4" - Realdick Flesh So Small Soft Thin Beginner Dildo
£49.00 GBP -
Londo 7.5" x 2.2" - Thick Short Fat Dildo Asian Flesh Soft Skin
Londo 7.5" x 2.2" - Thick Short Fat Dildo Asian Flesh Soft Skin
£49.00 GBP -
Chris 8.3" x 1.8" - Uncircumcised Dildo With Swinging Saggy Balls & Metal Keel Bendable
Chris 8.3" x 1.8" - Uncircumcised Dildo With Swinging Saggy Balls & Metal Keel Bendable
£59.00 GBP
What Brits Say
Based on 768 reviews
Shonyell
This dildo looks so realistic, it's almost shocking. The soft skin material is gentle on the mouth, and the overall design is very well - thought - out.
Adam
Now I think it's time for me to buy a fake penis! So I read a lot of comments and heard many friends recommend Kimi.
I found my soul mate!! Wonderful, just like the real thing only biggggger! Absolutely love it. Highly recommend for anyone who wants more than just a dildo.
Feels better than the real thing!
I thought it was just a regular realistic toy, but the moment I used it I was stunned. The skin’s softness and fine texture feel unbelievably real—you can even feel the veining. The balls move and are squeezable, practically like the real thing.
Girthy
I really like how thick and soft the toy is. Its really fun and good quality for the price. It is strong and has a double layer inside so its soft enough to feel good but firm enough to stand on its own and insert
Material of it feels realistic ..
Discreet Delivery, Super Fast!
Shipping was really fast—arrived in 4 days! The packaging was super discreet; you couldn’t tell what it was at all. Once I opened it, the quality blew me away. The “skin” feels incredibly realistic—soft and finely textured—one touch and it feels almost alive.
Couples’ New Favourite Toy!
Bought this toy for my wife and wow… it’s become part of our regular “training sessions.” She hasn’t stopped smiling since the first use! It’s sturdy, powerful, and hits all the right spots. Watching her enjoy it is just as fun as using it together.
Great!
I can change its curvature at will. That's great, mate.
Amazing. So realistic and beautiful just like the real thing. Love the big soft head.
great fun！
I can't even hold this thing with one hand, bro. This thing is too big. I want my bottom to swallow it right away. Obviously, I can't do it!
It’s a great prank gift at party
This toy is well-made, with just the right amount of firmness, definitely not suitable for beginners. It's very thick and the length is perfect. It looks very realistic, and if you're looking for a toy with the right thickness and size, I would definitely recommend this one.
Five stars from me!
The dual-density silicone really makes a difference. It’s firm enough to stay in place but soft enough to bend naturally when needed. The raised ridges on the head make insertion smooth and surprisingly comfortable.
The coronal ridge on the head is deep, and I love switching positions to rub against it — every angle feels different.