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Blaze VAC-U-LOCK Sex Machine – Whisper Quiet, 10 Speeds & 32 Patterns

£309.99 GBP

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This is a sex machine that delivers exactly what you want—without the neighbors hearing a thing. The VAC-U-LOCK stands rock-solid on the floor or bed. Grab the remote, kick back on the couch, and dial in the perfect pace for the moment. The cord stays out of the way, and the wireless remote keeps full control right in your hand—turn it on, relax, and take over whenever you feel like it.
 
Adjust the angle with one hand so the machine fits your position instead of the other way around. During use, you get smooth, consistent strokes—no jerking, no frame vibration—while the industrial suction cups keep everything locked down solid. When you're done, just pick it up and store it. It's compact enough to tuck away out of sight and discreetly packaged so delivery raises zero questions.
 
Key Features:
  • Whisper Quiet: As low as 15 dB on the lowest setting, max 45 dB on the highest—quiet enough for apartment use.
  • Powerful 48W motor with a smooth 4.55 cm (1.79") stroke and up to 5 thrusts per second.
  • 10 speeds and 32 rhythm patterns—perfectly match the intensity to your mood.
  • Wireless remote with 10-meter (33 ft) range—control it from anywhere in the room.
  • Heavy-duty 5 mm steel base with industrial suction cups—stays planted at any angle.
  • Easy one-hand angle adjustment.
Specifications:
  • Motor: 48W, 24V / 2A DC
  • Stroke Length: 4.55 cm (1.79")
  • Max Speed: 5 thrusts per second
  • Speeds: 10
  • Rhythm Patterns: 32
  • Noise Level: 15–45 dB
  • Power: AC adapter (included)
  • Remote: Wireless, up to 10 m / 33 ft range
  • Angle Adjustment: Fully adjustable
  • Net Weight: 3.6 kg (7.9 lbs)
  • Gross Weight: 4.3 kg (9.5 lbs)
  • Packaging: Discreet, waterproof, shock-resistant box
Ready for effortless, powerful, and totally private play sessions.
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