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Vortex – Adjustable Stroke Sex Machine (3-15 cm) with Wireless Remote

£639.99 GBP
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Description:For those who know exactly what they want — fully adjustable, heavy-duty, and rock-solid.The Vortex stands heavy and quiet on the floor. First, you dial in the perfect stroke length and angle to match your body. Then you grab the wireless remote and take full control. From short, fast strokes to long, deep thrusts — you decide exactly how far and how intense it gets, without ever having to get up.All that weight serves a purpose: the machine stays completely planted, no matter how high you crank the speed. The heavy steel base with industrial suction cups absorbs every movement, directing all the power exactly where you want it. When you’re finished, simply adjust the angle back to zero, slide it against the wall, and it blends in with your furniture. Discreetly delivered and easy to store.Key Features:
  • Fully Adjustable Stroke: 3–15 cm (1.2–5.9 inches) — switch from short & fast to long & deep with ease.
  • Continuously Adjustable Angle: 0–90° — adapts perfectly to your position.
  • Powerful 64.8W motor with 10 speeds and 32 rhythm patterns — find the exact pace you crave.
  • Whisper Quiet: Starts at just 15 dB on low, max 50 dB — quiet enough for apartment use behind closed doors.
  • Ultra-Stable Design: Heavy 9 kg (19.8 lb) steel base with industrial suction cups — no shaking, no sliding, stays locked in place on any surface.
Specifications:
  • Motor: 64.8W, 24V / 2.7A DC
  • Stroke Length: Adjustable 3–15 cm (1.2–5.9 inches)
  • Speed: Up to 3 thrusts per second
  • Speeds: 10
  • Rhythm Patterns: 32
  • Noise Level: 15–50 dB
  • Angle Adjustment: 0–90°, continuously adjustable
  • Power: AC adapter (included)
  • Remote: Wireless, up to 10 meters (33 ft) range
  • Base: Heavy-duty steel with industrial suction cups
  • Net Weight: 9 kg (19.8 lbs)
  • Gross Weight: 10 kg (22 lbs)
  • Packaging: Discreet, waterproof, shock-resistant, and moisture-proof
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